This is a blog devoted to all the fanfiction writers who think that phrases such as “succulent pillar of fleshy steel,” “throbbing member,” and “harpoon of lust” are sexy ways to describe a penis. It is devoted to those writers who think that crotches cry, women cry out in keyboard mashes whilst receiving oral and body hair is a treasure trail. For it is these great writers who make fandom go round and provide almost endless fodder for me.

My name is Jac, I’m 25, female. I’m a BA student at La Trobe University in Melbourne, Australia double majoring in sociology and media studies. I’ve been in fandom since 1993 and my media interests are many and varied (see featured fandoms for a full list.) I started this blog because I didn’t want to completely clog up my LiveJournal with all the “wonderful” fiction I found and because as a media studies student I need all the writing practice I can get.

If you find anything which you think should be published here drop me an email at lacksinsexy@gmail.com, all user-contributed content will be published on Sundays with full credit given to all contributers.

Comments on entries are appreciated but flaming will not be tolerated.